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by George Ziemann

KISS Promises to Stop Recording

June, 2008 -- Gene Simmons sez: "The record industry is dead. It's six feet underground and unfortunately the fans have done this. They've decided to download and file share. There is no record industry around so we're going to wait until everybody settles down and becomes civilised. As soon as the record industry pops its head up we'll record new material."

With this to consider, a solid argument emerges against hastening the industry's slow, lingering death.

Judge Orders YouTube to Give All User Histories to Viacom

August 30, 2008 -- Every year at this time, I get the urge to redesign this site. Organizationally, it's getting of out of control. I've got more things going than I can keep up with already.

But a significant event has taken place, even though I'm still being kind of low-key about it. The RIAA is no longer in the way. Very soon I will be able to go back to what I was going to do 6 years ago, when they got in the way in the first place.

September 4, 2008 -- Dazed and Confused -- Today's drug-addled rant brought to you courtesy of Percoset and the letter H. (Read More)

Sept. 11, 2008 -- Article at the New York Times. Headline says, "Border Fence Is Not Likely to Be Done By Year's End." The Dept. of Homeland Security had hoped to have the fence completed by the end of Bush's term because it's "vital" to securing the border with Mexico.

The fence that they won't have finished is 670 miles long. How this is supposed to "secure" a 2,000-mile border is not exactly clear, but neither is the list of things you can't take on a plane, so I guess it's one of those DHS "need to know" things.

September 12, 2008 -- Australia -- The are two or three guys in Australia repeatedly downloading the same song from the music page. Other than making me falsely think our fan base had suddenly increased, I can't figure out what the point is. So if you're one of those guys, please clue me in because I think you're a bit daft.

Washington, D.C. -- The Senate Judiciary Committee decided that having the US Dept O' Justice hunt down online copyright infringement was a wonderful idea, ignoring the same obvious questions that the RIAA has been ignoring for 5 years, like the exact legal basis for the charges they've filed more than 30,000 times. Will the DOJ be able to actually prove a case? Or establish that not-for-profit filesharing is actually a violation of a law, when the law fails to acknowledge its existence, much less the unique issues that this delivery method has presented.

Texas -- Walked past the TV and it's tuned to CNN, which is covering the hurricane. At the bottom of the screen it says something like, "FAILURE TO EVACUATE WILL RESULT IN CERTAIN DEATH." Despite this, there's a guy standing on the beach wearing a bright red CNN jacket, risking CERTAIN DEATH to offer irrefutable proof that high winds and heavy rain take place during a hurricane. Again.

Later that same evening -- Now it's Geraldo on the beach, reminding us of the third danger of a hurricane -- flooding. Geraldo is wearing all black. It's nighttime. Flood waters are rising. If he gets blown into the Gulf, they'll never find him.

September 22, 2008

To Our Valued Customers:

As WaMu's new chief executive officer, I am writing to discuss the extraordinary economic environment for all banks in the United States and why you can count on us to continue to serve you safely and soundly.

When I was recently approached about the opportunity to lead this great company, I did my homework to satisfy myself that WaMu has the capital, the liquidity, and the business plan to serve your needs and protect your money through these challenging times.

Sincerely,
Alan Fishman
Chief Executive Officer

Two days later, the federal government seizes WaMu and sells it to Chase Morgan. According to the Washington Post, it is "the largest bank failure in U.S. history."

Sept. 24, 2008 -- The Decider appeared on television this evening to warn us that the country is in danger, which has pretty much been the subject of every speech he has ever made -- except for the times he's not quite apologizing for ignoring a real danger until it was too late.

Last month, the offical Republican party line was that bailing out failed corporations was a bad idea. We didn't want more government, more regulations, more red tape. Stay out of the way and let the free market regulate itself.

As a result of following that path, we now have an "emergency" that's going to cost at least $700 billion to fix. Invading Iraq was an emergency, too, as I recall. No time to debate the wisdom of such action or waste time discussing the consequences. Dubya said that the tearists had nucular weapons of mass destruction. And biological weaponization. It was an emergency. The future of the country was at sake. If we didn't attack Iraq, they were going to swim across the Atlantic and destroy us.

The border fence was an emergency, too. And pointless airport regulations. Wiretapping citizens. Torture. It seems like every time we turn around, there's a new emergency. Except New Orleans, which had to wait until Bush's vacation was over or something.

Today's emergency once again threatens the very fabric of American life, so we're going to go ANOTHER trillion $$ in debt and pass it out to the same people who created this mess in the first place, with absolutely no oversight to make sure they don't turn around and do exactly the same thing again.

Hey, I'm a shitty businessman, too. I'm in debt up to my ass. Had to take out a second mortgage to pay for the consequences of my bad decisions. No one's offering to bail me out and give me a multi-million dollar payoff for being a fucking idiot, except for some guys in Nigeria.

WalMart to Unplug DRM Server

September 27, 2008 -- Once again, RIAA customers' purchases scheduled to vaporize.

Update -- October 10 -- WalMart changes mind, will leave DRM servers on "forever."


Quotes

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"
-- Robert Heinlein (in Logic of Empire)

"I don't want to go out and see Bob Dylan. I don't want to go out and see the Stones. I wouldn't pay money to go see the Who, not even with new songs."
-- Pete Townshend, 2006

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
-- Albert Einstein

"A watched pot never boils over. " -- GZ

"News is what someone wants to suppress. Everything else is advertising."
-- Reuven Frank, NBC News President, 1968-72

"I live in my own little world. It's nice there."
-- Deborah Harry

"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it."
-- John Lennon

I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off. -- Alex Trebeck