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Current News Archive

This list of articles is in reverse chronological order (newest at the top).

ROCK / PUNK BAND RELEASES NEW ALBUM FOR FREE

Licensed Under Creative Commons, Allows Distribution & Re-mixing

Disgusted with the RIAA's lawsuits against music lovers, San Diego based rock/punk band The Experiments has released their new album, "What Kind Of Animal?" for free under the Creative Commons license. Anyone is free to download, distribute, re-mix or otherwise use the songs for non-commercial purposes.

"It's ridiculous that a single mom gets fined $1.9 million for downloading 24 songs. It's criminal, and the RIAA are a criminal organization," said the band's bass player, Dave Blood. "So, we say, take our songs for free. You deserve them."

"What Kind Of Animal?" is the band's 5th release. It is a complete DIY (Do It Yourself) project, with the band writing, performing, recording, and mixing the songs themselves. It can be downloaded at the band's website, TheExperiments.com.

"We recorded it in this big wood shop that some friends let us use. We pushed the band saw and drill press aside, and set up the drums in the middle of the room. It sounded great in there," said singer / guitar player Dan Bonn. "We did the vocals in Dan's bathroom, and mixed it in his spare bedroom," added Blood.

The Experiments have played their style of rock and punk in San Diego and clubs across the USA since 1994. Influenced by The Who, The Ramones, Cheap Trick and others, the band has toured the US and played in iconic clubs like NYC's CBGB and Chicago's Thurston's.

For more information on the Creative Commons license, visit creativecommons.org.

ComicCon a Refreshing Break From Reality

May 31, 2010 -- Went to the Phoenix ComicCon this weekend. Not something I would have normally chosen to do, but I was being taxi service and chaparone for Mac (my 13-year-old daughter) and her friends. It turned out to be the most entertaining, fun event that I've been to in a long, long time. It was also a great diversion which forced me to take a break from the album project before the final mix, and completely forget about it for a while, which is going to give me a fresh set of ears for the process.

I ended up taking a couple of hundred photos, which I'm still sorting through, cropping and sizing, so they'll keep showing up for a few more days. Davy Jones (right -- click for larger version) was one of my favorites, but there were so many incredible, intricate costumes that I was truly blown away.

The attendees also restored some of my faith in humanity. It was the largest crowd of people being friendly, thoughtful and considerate of each other that I have ever seen. In one instance, in a large hall with table for people to sit down at and either rest or perhaps eat, a group of teens (which included Mac) found a $20 bill. Instead of cheering it as a lucky break, and without any prompting from adults, they went around looking for its proper owner. No one would claim it, so they left it on the chair closest to where they found it.

To our knowledge, it was still there at the end of the evening. No one would take it because it didn't belong to them. Geeks rock!

Addendum -- June 2 -- There are now 3 pages of photos available, but I haven't gotten to the Kingdom Hearts, Star Trek or Star Wars characters yet, among others.

More story and photos...... Page 1...Page 2...Page 3

Teaching the Teachers About Copyright

May 28, 2010 -- The RIAA's education program seems to have missed Tempe, Arizona schools. While it is extremely hypocritical for me to turn someone in to the RIAA for copyright infringement, I am not only inclined, but eager, to make an exception in the case of Laird Elementary School, 1500 N Scovel St, Tempe, AZ 85281. (More...)

A Trio of Terrible Tales

May 24, 2010 -- LimeWire is begging the RIAA for a second chance, Apple is getting sued by the RIAA lawyers at the DOJ for not kissing the industry's ass, and Obama is sending troops to Arizona to "protect" us from Mexicans fleeing their decaying country. (More...)

Ireland is First European Country to Kiss RIAA Ass

May 24, 2010 -- Cory Doctorow at BoingBoing reports that "Eircom, Ireland's largest ISP, has decided to snuffle up to the entertainment industry's hindquarters and become the first European ISP to actively practice '3 strikes': if you are accused (without proof) of three acts of copyright infringement, they will take away Internet access from your entire household for a year."

No proof required, just an accusation. So, unlike the U.S., where we can at least publicly humiliate them for trying to sue dead people, children and the homeless, if IRMA (the Irish RIAA) decides your dead grandma is downloading rap music, you lose the internet and there's nothing you can do about it.

Bonus features -- Without annoying legal procedures, the response of the accused does not become public record. Plus, they've been taken off the net, so no one on it will hear them complain.

ROTFLMAO -- RIAA Lawsuit Campaign Was PR Effort

May 18, 2010 -- David Kravetz at Wired has a nice little chart and a few interesting factoids which illustrate just how badly the RIAA was abusing the court system as it played "Hunt the Pirate." Too bad he didn't overlay sales (or shipments).

And this: "The RIAA - representing the world's big four music companies, Sony BMG, Universal Music, EMI and Warner Music - has said its lawsuits were largely a public relations effort, aimed at striking fear into the hearts of would-be downloaders."

A public relations effort? That's funny as hell. If you think about the meeting where they came up with this genius plan, the jokes write themselves. "Striking fear into the hearts..."? Of who? Seven-year-olds? Dead people and college kids? The true hardcore "pirates" -- the ones they should be looking for -- are exactly the type of people most likely to laugh in their face than be stricken with fear. Just a little less successful than the "war on drugs," the attempt to litigate peer-to-peer out of existence missed the target completely by chasing kids not even old enough to vote instead of hunting for the roots.

I thought the RIAA was running a misguided legal attempt to extend and enforce copyright protection. If it was a PR effort, the RIAA intentionally overtaxed the court system for the purpose of publicity. Just another in a long, long list of lies.

There's a commonly held belief that the reason musicians need a big record label is for the marketing and PR. The legal "shotgun and sledgehammer" approach was their idea of an effective public relations campaign. They liked it so much they kept it going for years.

Just think what they can do for you.

Texas School Board Rewriting History

May 18, 2010 -- "We had to go back and make some corrections."

Yeah. Otherwise, how would you know that separation of church and state is a myth? Or that what we used to call slavery was really just the "Atlantic triangular trade"? I'll bet you never even considered the influence of Moses on the U.S. Constitution or that the McCarthy hearings were justified. Isaac Newton? Fuggitaboutit. Military weaponry is what science should be about.

Seems like it takes a pretty large pile of arrogance and a shortage of brain function to just rewrite history because it didn't happen the way you want it to read. It requires believing that the rest of the country is stupid enough to buy into it this load of bullshit. Most states rely on textbooks written to meet the requirements of Texas' curriculum, so you don't have to live there for the delusional idiots on their school board to fuck up your kid.

Concert Experience Found Lacking

May 15, 2010 -- Interesting article at the Miami Herald by Joe Cardona, titled, "They don't make concerts like they used to." Kind of general, and I would have liked to see it a little longer and more detailed, but still worth a read.

Boycotting the Boycotters

May 15, 2010 -- In an effort to make sure the world understands just how hard and how often they are willing to push the "Stupid" button, Arizona's Tea Party members have decided that the correct response to being boycotted by major cities like Los Angeles, San Francisco and San Diego is to skip Disneyland this summer. That'll teach 'em.

The money quote -- "I think it's an intimidation tactic that has caught on and people think if they make enough noise and have big enough tantrum, then they'll get their way."

The quiz (answer within linked article) -- Who said it?

  • L.A. officials, in response to Arizona's new immigration law
  • Disneyland, in response to the Tea Party's threat
  • A Tea Party member, in response to boycotts from major cities across the country

I'm surprised they would even consider going to Disneyland in the first place. It's so... multicultural. How do they even get through the parking lot without giving in to their "patriotic" urge to demand that foreigners show their "papers"?

The last time I was at Disneyland, we rode the tram with a Japanese family who spoke broken English. Not aware of our true patriotic duty at the time, we (myself and my family) started up a conversation, told jokes, laughed and made friends. I thought it was pretty incredible to meet someone from the other side of the world and befriend them in mere minutes. Silly me. And in the park, my child had already gained a new friend whose family was from India or Pakistan (living in L.A.) because an employee with a broom and dustpan was canvassing the area and they both started singing the "Clean Up" song from Barney. They wrote to each other for almost a year.

The point is that for the rest of us, it might be a good time to go. Even if there aren't enough of them to shorten the lines very much, the Happiest Place on Earth cannot help but to be more happy without them and the anger they so proudly carry for anything which does not meet their narrow(minded), hypocritical guidelines. -- GZ

Follow-up -- May 16 -- Meanwhile, the governor decides to create a task force to figure out how to convince people to come to Arizona. Hmmm... How about repeal the law that everyone is boycotting us over? No, that won't even be on the list.

Terra Firma Saves EMI -- For Now

May 15, 2010 -- They couldn't raise enough from outside investors to keep EMI afloat. They couldn't sell it off to Warner, Universal or Sony. So Terra Firma was forced to dump more money into the record label to keep Citigroup from repossessing it.

Now they just have to figure out how to repay the £3.1 billion ($4.6 billion) loan. They've got until 2015. Citigroup may still get it in the long run. More at the New York Times.

Audio Mixing Perspectives -- An Opinion

May 15, 2010 -- Since some readers have found my digital recording/mixing techniques from Hurricane Alley's Category One to be interesting, I thought I'd discuss the evolution of my personal approach as I've been working on Category Two. (More...)

Arizona Adds Another Racist Law

May 13, 2010 -- You'd think that the fallout from Arizona's recently passed immigration law would make our crack team of legislators think twice before passing another stupid law aimed primarily at Mexicans. You'd be wrong. They did it again. (More...)

LimeWire Gets Legal Smackdown

May 12, 2010 -- Limewire's owners took a hit in court today, with a judge deciding they were guilty of everything under the sun, possibly including High School Musical. I read the full court decision, but some of it seems like it came from an alternate universe. It starts out talking about the 13 major record labels, but we all know that there are only four and one of them will most likely cease to exist on Friday.

These 13 major labels release "the vast majority" of recorded music in the U.S, according to the court, but in the RIAA's "sample" of Limewire's content only 43.6% belonged to them. Sounds to me like the majority is more interested in something else, which might go a long way in explaining a lot of things, if there were room in a record exec's head to entertain a thought.

And what will it change? Not a damn thing. They can eliminate every peer-to-peer service out there and that is simply not going to drive the public back to record stores. For one thing, the stores are gone.

More significant is the fact that 90% (or more) of Americans weren't using using peer-to-peer in the first place. Suing Limewire out of existence doesn't create music that those people will want to buy.

Sony Eyes EMI, Then Pretends They Didn't

May 12, 2010 -- On Sunday, Sony Music CEO Rolf Schmidt-Holtz said that pursuing the acquisition of EMI was "not out of the question." This was reported by, well, everyone. Here are links to the UPI version and the Reuters version. On Monday, the story changed significantly, with a "source" offering the spurious logic that Schmidt-Holtz was not really talking about EMI when he was talking about EMI.

Meanwhile, EMI is down to two days to fork up a pile of cash or be taken over by Citigroup. I'm rooting for Citigroup.

Music Publishers Take Aim at Other Foot

May 9, 2010 -- "I think it will be like shoplifting at stores, in that we're hoping to keep it manageable enough," said David Israelite. president of the National Music Publishers Association (at the New York Times). "It will always exist, just a matter to what degree." The aggregious theft he's talking about? Musicians finding lyrics to songs.

What happens when a musician finds the lyrics? Theoretically, the publisher and songwriter might be deprived of less than five cents each at that moment. However, if the musician follows through, learns the song, and then performs it a few hundred times at venues which pay ASCAP and BMI royalties, the musician who grabbed the lyrics has more than repaid their 10-cent fee in royalties earned for the writer/publisher. If ASCAP and BMI never stop in to take note of it, well, that's not our problem.

So while we're out making money for the publishers and songwriters every week, this Israelite jerk-off is calling us shoplifters. While this is nothing new, it still pisses me off every time.

It's not like we don't have options. We could play the song and sing whatever is visible from the signs on the wall or the label from a bottle of Bud. We could do an instrumental version. We could just mangle the words and not really bother to care if they're right or not. Or we could listen more closely to the album a dozen times to try and figure out what the hell the drunken singer was saying (see "Innagaddadavida").

In reality, however, we probably won't do any of that. Speaking from experience, if I've been asked to do an indiscrenable cover song and I can't find lyrics, it goes back to the bottom of the list or we just find something else to play.

How much does it pay the songwriter when we skip over them altogether? Has no one learned a damn thing from the complete disaster that is the RIAA?

Not as far as I can tell. I'm just glad these guys aren't out there "helping" me.

MPAA Will Soon Control Home Recording

May 8, 2010 -- On Friday, the FCC granted "cable and satellite providers the power to block consumers from viewing just-released movies in an analog format." The film industry wants to offer movies to home viewers via on-demand services while the release is still playing in theatres. If you don't buy a new TV which allows them to control it, you just won't have access to the new movies.

The whole story is at Wired, and my response was simple -- I'm sick and tired of being accused of being a thief by the entertainment industries. So I called my cable company on Friday and cancelled each and every movie channel I was subscribed to. This will save me $360 a year, which would have otherwise gone to the MPAA members, if they weren't such assholes.

EMI Sues Citigroup For "Fraud and Lies"

May 8, 2010 -- The UK's Telegraph reports, " The lawsuit charges the investment bank with alleged 'fraud' and specifically accuses senior Citi banker David Wormsley of lying about the presence of other buyers in the auction to bid up EMI's price in 2007. Terra Firma, which is run by Guy Hands, also accuses Citi of trying to drive EMI into bankruptcy in order to bring about a long-expected merger with rival Warner Music.

"It emerged over the weekend that a leading Citi analyst in the US released a research note eight weeks ago stating that if the troubled music giant does not merge with US competitor Warner Music, then it may go bust. The note has been interpreted by observers as an attempt by Citi to destabilize the business."

Fraud in the 2007 bids for EMI? Why did they wait until they were just days from bankruptcy to even bring this up? As for the research note, "if the troubled music giant does not merge with US competitor Warner Music, then it may go bust." As much as I dislike Warner Music, this seems to be a simple statement of fact. In fact, saying they "may" go bust was really a pretty generous statement, as it implies there's a chance EMI won't get repossessed in a week.

EMI's lawsuit is asking for £2 billion (about $3 billion in U.S. currency). They owe Citigroup £3.2 billion (US $4.8 billion), so even if EMI wins the lawsuit (not likely), they're still going to owe almost $2 billion.

Suing Citigroup seems like the best way to guarantee that EMI gets absolutely no wiggle room whatsoever when time runs out next week. It's just going to piss them off. EMI's owners must realize that they're not going to meet their financial deadline anyway, but this still sounds like a pretty stupid move.

Thanks to Jens G. for the heads-up on this one.

EMI Is Running Out of Time

May 5, 2010 -- The sand is rapidly running out of the hourglass for EMI. They have less than 10 days to "submit a 'compliance certificate' to Citigroup showing EMI can meet the terms of its £3.2 billion loan," according the the Times Online. That's $4.8 billion in U.S. dollars. If you read the complete article, as well as the related story about cutting hundreds from EMI's staff, it's easy to see the most likely outcome -- Citigroup is going to own EMI next week.

I hope someone videotapes the day that Citgroup's accountants take over and take a look at the books, especially the ones which deal with royalties earned by the artists, who have been auditing EMI non-stop for 40 years. According to former AFTRA attorney Fred Wilhelms, in the entire industry, there have only ever been two audits which showed the artist had been paid what was due them.

If bank accountants take over, they're going to quickly discover a huge mountain of debt that EMI has been hiding for decades simply by not acknowledging it exists. I'd advise having medical personnel available, just in case the shock is too much for them.

New Month, New Band, New Start

May 2, 2010 -- It was a bad omen when all of our gear tried to commit suicide at the last gig, plus a cosmic debris personality clash. We probably could have gotten past all that, but a week later, Peter Schiff stole our guitarist and Carl won't be coming back. And I don't think Schiff even has a damn band. (More...)

YouTube's Effect on Peer-to-Peer

April 27, 2010 -- A couple of weeks ago my friend, Shmoo, e-mailed me a story idea -- "Video Killed the Radio Star = YouTube killed P2P popularity. Think... and then write something about it." I thought... but I really don't have any information from which to form an opinion.

So I wrote to Eric Garland at BigChampagne.com, who actually knows something about this. I asked Eric for a general statement, with the question posed being whether YouTube has slowed down file sharing of music over the past five years or so. Here's what he had to say:

"Not a decline in P2P use, per se, but the rate of growth has slowed to the point that it is virtually flat in the area of music. P2P is looking pretty mature these days as a music market!

"Don't attribute this all to the rise of YouTube (and Myspace and Spotify and Last.fm and and and...) but rather to the flood of free streaming and downloading options beyond P2P. Look to "one-click" hosting sites and Chinese video streaming sites (among others) to drive ever-growing video piracy online.

"And yes, driven by BitTorrent, P2P television and feature film content is up again this year.

"Overall trend, last five years:
Overall (incl film and vid): Up
Music: Flat"

Thanks to Eric for his response; sorry to Shmoo because his theory didn't hold up.

YouTube Users Get the Last Word on Takedowns

April 22, 2010 -- For more than a year, YouTube users have been posting parodies of the scene from Downfall where Hitler realizes that he's lost the war and throws a screaming fit. Recently, Constantin Film AG, the producers of Downfall, have started having those clips removed. In response, Plankhead has offered up a new parody of the parody -- "Hitler reacts to the Hitler parodies being removed from YouTube."

Thanks to loyal reader Jeff Saxton for pointing this one out.

Fun and Fumbling in the Sun

April 21, 2010 -- Last weekend's performance had a high degree of difficulty and a couple of disasters, but we got through it. Plus, progress on the Category Two album, the upcoming Cara LaFemme CD, and a look at the suddenly uncertain future of the band. (More...)

The Postman Always Rings Twice -- A Week

April 10, 2010 -- The U.S. Postal Service is more than 225 years old. It seems to be the only government agency that consistently functions properly, and everyone benefits from it. But times are tough so we're going to have to cut back -- it's not turning a profit like the other government services do. (More...)

Accidental Wisdom

April 10, 2010 -- While the record labels are still blaming mp3s and iPods for their woes, the truth is that 90 percent of Americans (about 270 million people) do not participate in filesharing. So why can't they sell records to any of us, either? (More...)

Indie Labels Singing RIAA's Song

April 8, 2010 -- Some independent labels and artists have the same attitude as the RIAA. They think the audience is stealing their stuff, refuse to acknowledge that downloading is perfectly legal, and either want to tax your Internet connection or block all mp3 traffic on the web. In other words, boycotting the dumbasses isn't as easy as just avoiding RIAA product. (More...)

Court Says FCC Has No Power to Enforce Net Neutrality

April 6, 2010 -- The U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia, in a 3-0 decision, ruled that the FCC lacked the authority to require Comcast, the nation's biggest broadband services provider, to treat all Internet traffic equally on its network. (Story at Washington Post)

Follow-up -- April 7 -- Interesting discussion about this at Wired. Several people mention something called "competition" between broadband providers, which would assume that more than one company offers it in the same area. The only real choice I see in Phoenix is Cox, although Qwest offers DSL, which might work for you if you're close enough to the source. But it isn't really broadband.

Whatever Doesn't Kill You...

April 4, 2010 -- ...might not be finished trying yet. It was just a bug (spider?) bite. It got better. For a week. Then it got worse. The continuing saga of the making of Category Two. Don't worry, I'm not dead so it's still funny. (More...)

20,000 BitTorrent Users Sued in One Lawsuit

April 1, 2010 -- Sadly, this is not an April Fool's joke. Or the actions of the MPAA. The upside is that they seem to be doing it wrong. (More...)

Simple Genius Idea

May 29, 2010 -- Saw this via Reddit, I believe. Shouldn't need any explanation at all.

The Mad Tea Party

May 28, 2010 -- Lewis Carroll's Mad Hatter would feel quite at home at an American Tea Party today. (More...)

Washington State Wants to Punish Indie Programmers

March 27, 2010 -- The State of Washington is considering adding a 10 percent tax on custom software, which seems as if it will be an extra burden for "software firms and consultants that work on web sites, business applications, and other specialized programs." Except Microsoft. (More...)

Delfina -- An Indie on the Path to Success

March 20, 2010 -- Some people will tell you that you need a record label to gain attention in the world of music. Maybe you just need a good publisher that knows how to get your music out, like maybe getting it placed as background music to a national advertising campaign. (More...)

Making Category Two

March 19, 2010 -- Almost two weeks have passed since our first session for Category Two, which lasted four days and yielded nine songs.

It's possible that we could've gotten more done if I hadn't wasted the entire first day and half the second pursuing Plan A, which was simply not gonna happen. (More...)

Worth Watching

March 18, 2010 -- Loyal Reader Jeff S. writes in to point us to a hilarious YouTube video -- "Home Taping is Killing Music."

Spain Rules Downloading From P2P 'Completely Legal'

March 17, 2010 -- SGAE, a Spanish music rights organization recently took a link site to court, expecting it to be shut down, in typical RIAA fashion. Imagine their surprise when the judge ruled that "if an individual uses P2P networks like eDonkey or BitTorrent to obtain copyright material for non-profit reasons, the act is completely legal".

Note that nothing is said as far as those uploading to P2P sites or "making available." But downloading from them is clearly okay. Especially in Spain. (More at TorrentFreak...)

RIAA Wants to 'Help Musicians Get Their Fair Share'

March 13, 2010 -- While all of the record labels have a long, storied history of not paying artists fairly (if at all -- is Sony ever going to pay the Bay City Rollers?), the RIAA suddenly is concerned with the responsibility to pay the artists. Not their responsibility, of course. In fact, they're going to take half of the "fair share" for themselves. (More...)

RIAA Still Delusional

March 11, 2010 -- The RIAA is claiming that file sharers are "undermining" humanitarian efforts in Haiti" because they're, uh, not downloading the Hope for Haiti Now digital only album. The logic gets even more strained with every sentence and phrase because, once again, they're just making shit up.

There's a lot more to this story at TechDirt, which rakes the RIAA over the coals for issuing a press release that is complete and total bullshit, without offering one single actual fact to support their fantasy. But they've been lying to the public and themselves for so long that they probably don't know what the truth is anymore. Not that it matters, as long as they can keep selling their hallucination to Congress as reality.

So... business as usual... Nothing has changed since 2003 in this respect.

MPAA Officially Wins Battle Against DVD Copying

March 5, 2010 -- As David Kravetz at Wired explains in full, the MPAA won its battle with RealNetwork's DVD copying software, as Judge Marilyn Patel decided that a) the DMCA prohibits circumvention of any DRM, and b) all the DVDs in existence have DRM, since the format was born with it, unlike the audio CD format, which actually requires a set of unprotected audio files.

Blonde Cheerleader Fulfills Stereotype

March 1, 2010 -- First, she got busted for file sharing. Her defense: "I'm stupid. I don't know anything. I didn't know. I didn't know!"

She gets off with a $200 per song fine totalling $7,400. Now, a senior at Texas Tech, still seeing the stupid angle as the way to go (Texas Tech --, she takes her plea of ignorance to an appeals court, apparently dressed in her cheerleader outfit. Appeals court judge says, "Should have read the CD case while you were ripping the files. Ignorance is no excuse." Judge raises fine to $750 per song ($27,750).

The only reason I'm being so sarcastic is that I've been to Lubbuck and know a group of people who went to Texas Tech. They didn't know any more than the cheerleader.

March 4 -- Afterthought -- Throughout the entire RIAA "education" campaign and the entire litigation nightmare (which still continues), the college kids were never given the suggestion to just turn off sharing. I suppose because it interfered with the whole intentionally incorrect notion that downloading is theft. If you fall for that, you might as well share it because you're already in trouble anyway.

Those that are aware of the possibility of clicking "No" to "Share Public Folder?" will usually blow off this advice, despite it being the one thing that will make this go away.

  • "If all of us at [Your School Here] stop sharing, all the music will disappear." Sure it will. No one else in the world has the latest Lady GaGa tracks but the guy in room 407.

    If everyone in the world stopped sharing the current hits, the record labels would probably post them themselves. They probably are already doing that.
  • "We're hurting the record companies." Really? How many of those albums could you have afforded to buy anyhow? Or still wanted to after you heard them? Besides, you're promoting every artist whose music you share. Hurting them? I don't think so.

iTunes Sells 10 Billionth Track

February 25, 2010 -- The labels wanted to kill the single 10-12 years ago. So what we have here is $10 billion in sales that the RIAA would have lost due to its own stupidity if Apple hadn't intervened. Despite this, the record labels still think Apple is their enemy. The BBC story contains very little else of interest, except possibly the fact that the person who bought the 10 billionth track got an iTunes gift card worth $10,000.

Media Ignores Health Care March in NYC

February 24, 2010 -- Did you hear about the thousands of New Yorkers who walked across the Brooklyn bridge as a rally for a public option on Saturday? Of course not. Just like the anti-war protests before we invaded Iraq, the "liberal, far-left" media ignored it completely. So did the "fair and balanced" outlets.

Ir wasn't called a "tea party," so it didn't happen, even though this group of people were literate enough to spell their signs correctly (309 photos). As someone who would like to see our country move forward instead of stagnate in ignorance and greed, I'm developing less patience each and every day with the rational side of anything being attacked and intelligent ideas ignored or impeded just to take the opposite political side.

I have never been a political person. Sometimes I vote Republican; sometimes I vote Democrat. It all depends on who I see as having the best potential.

America's political system has degraded to the point where it now resembles gang mentality. Red vs Blue. Bloods vs Crips. You've got the wrong color on and you're the enemy. Anything you say must be wrong. And you don't go to the right church. Your kind shouldn't even be allowed in the country. We'd rather watch our Mama die than have health care because it was your idea, so it sucks. Read it? Fuck no. We don't have to read it. There's nothing to think about. You're wearing the wrong color. Get out of our neighborhood. We don't want you here.

Truth, justice and the American Way. Wasn't that what Superman used to take care of? Sadly, Superman is fictional and no one is taking care of these things. Truth has been banished, replaced with one-sided fascist propaganda. Our most trusted news source is a comedian (Jon Stewart on The Daily Show). Justice has been flushed down the toilet; the rich are above the law, the innocent are tortured. The American Way has been destroyed as page after page after page of the Constitution has been shredded, pissed on, twisted and tarnished by greed and corruption, used in combination with blatant lies to enable the pursuit of remorseless killing for profit at the expense of the American taxpayers.

America today feels like what I thought living in the Soviet Union was like in the 1960s. We are the greatest threat to world peace. We have abandoned the idea of National Defense in favor of using our military to invade countries on false pretenses.

And some of us are so stupid that they think it's a good idea to deny people medical treatment because they can't afford it. Heartless bastards. At least they're easy to spot. The dumbasses are the ones wearing the wrong color.

Pediatricians Go Insane

February 21, 2010 -- From USA Today, we receive another sign that the people in charge of America have turned into complete blithering idiots:

"[T]he American Academy of Pediatrics wants foods like hot dogs to come with a warning label - not because of their nutritional risks but because they pose a choking hazard to babies and children. Better yet, the academy would like to see foods such as hot dogs "redesigned" so their size, shape and texture make them less likely to lodge in a youngster's throat.

Warning labels on "foods like hot dogs." This is the stupidest fucking thing I have seen since, oh, probably yesterday. The baseball stadiums are going to love this. Might as well make grocery stores go around put a warning label on everything edible, at a great waste of time and expense. When everything has a warning label, they they are meaningless.

Seems wiser to put one big sign at the checkout area that says:

Don't Be a Dumbass
Teach Your Kids to Chew Their Damn Food
Learn the Heimlich Maneuver

Indies As Clueless as Majors

February 20, 2010 -- Just participated in the first round of an invitation-only chat group concerning the music industry. Despite being focused on the independent sector, Round One was a whine-fest that seriously pissed me off. (More...)

John Mellencamp as Indiana Senator?

Hurricane Alley Preps For Category Two

February 18, 2010 -- Since last August, Hurricane Alley has taken their first album, Category One, pulled most of the album contents into our playlist, and gave them a test-run with live audiences, which responded favorably to them all. Now it's time to make another one. (More...)

EMI Selling Abbey Road Studios; UMG Gets New CEO

February 17, 2010 -- EMI has put its Abbey Road recording studio up for sale, which feels like its end as a record label. Then again, EMI's current CEO Guy Hands is a huge fan of... karaoke. Has the best karaoke machine in England, I've heard. He also wants to sell EMI to Warner.

Meanwhile, Universal Music gets a new CEO, who says CDs are the future. He obviously hasn't talked to Edgar Bronfman yet. I forgot to make note of his name, but I'm sure we can look forward to more visionary statements emanating from UMG.

Follow-Up -- Someone declared Abbey Road as an historic landmark or building or something, which means EMI can't sell it to just anyone. Andrew Lloyd Weber is said to be interested.

Bronfman Still Wants $5/Month From Everyone

February 4, 2010 -- Warner Music says they're going to stop licensing its content on free music software like Spotify and Last.FM.

Warner's CEO, Edgar Bronfman Jr, said that streaming services were "clearly not positive" for the music industry and "not the kind of approach to business that we will be supporting in the future." Then again, he also doesn't like iTunes, despite it having sold billions of singles for him. Instead, Bronfman still wants people to pay him a monthly fee to listen to Warner Music's content (I'm guessing $5, since that's been their goal for five or six years).

But here is the best part -- Bronfman thinks that "the amount of potential subscribers for that would 'dwarf' the number of people who currently buy music from sites such as iTunes." Because all of us are just lined up anxiously waiting the chance to spend money and own nothing in return.

Warner Music's Bizarre "New" Format

February 4, 2010 -- From Billboard's Nashville office: "In an acknowledgment of growing consumer dissatisfaction with the traditional CD format, for the first time a major label is replacing the typical 10-plus song CD release with two six-song CDs whose release dates are separated by mere months."

This is not a new format. It's a traditional CD with only 6 songs. So, even if they were accurate in their assessment of the problem (they weren't), their solution is to give us more of what they think we don't like, with less music. Brilliant fucking move. (More...)

EMI Looks For Life Support

February 4, 2010 -- Reuters reports: "EMI Group posted a £1.03 billion ($1.62 billion) operating loss for the year to end-March after writing down the value of its artists and catalog, and said it risked breaking its banking covenants."

The Financial Times says, ""The accounts show that EMI Music will fall far short of critical covenants on its debt when these are tested between March and December this year and could suffer further shortfalls next year." Another source told Digital Music News to expect a "near-term blowup." Oh, goodie! (More...)

Followup -- Feb. 7 -- Citigroup, who financed Terra Firma's purchase of EMI and is carrying the bulk of the debt, "believes that Terra Firma's equity in EMI is worthless and that the firm should hand over the company to the bank."

New Hurricane Alley Photo Set

February 4, 2010 -- We were supposed to be recording, but Carl's Marshall has been in the shop. So here are some photos from a recent gig at the Branding Iron North in Tucson. (More...)

For Movies, Money is the Measure, Not Viewers

January 27, 2010 -- For all the hype about Avatar taking over the title of highest-grossing film ever, there are 25 films that have sold more tickets. By that measure, Avatar falls between Thunderball and Grease and has another 50 million to go before it catches Titanic. (More...)

Money Talks

January 25, 2010 -- Having obviously decided that our political system wasn't quite corrupt enough already, the Supreme Court has proclaimed that money is how corporations "talk," so limiting how much they can contribute to political campaigns is an infringement on their freedom of speech. (More...)

Judge Reduces Award in Jammie Thomas Case

January 22, 2010 -- "The need for deterrence cannot justify a $2 million verdict for stealing and illegally distributing 24 songs for the sole purpose of obtaining free music," Judge Michael Davis wrote in explanation of his decision to reduce the damages in the RIAA's case against Jammie Thomas-Rasset. "Moreover, although plaintiffs were not required to prove their actual damages, statutory damages must bear some relation to actual damages."

Davis added that $1.92 million in damages "for stealing 24 songs for personal use is simply shocking." He also said the RIAA may have a retrial if it does not accept his ruling. (More at Wired...)

Follow-up -- January 27 -- A week after the judge reduced damages to $54,000, the RIAA offers Jammie Thomas-Rasset an opportunity to settle the case for $25,000.

The offer is refused.

January 28 -- RIAA wants a new trial.

A Trio of Bad Things

January 21, 2010 -- Obama's DOJ once again weighs in to support the RIAA, Verizon starts (or is at least prepared to start) throwing people off the internet, and the book publishers have caught the RIAA/MPAA brain virus that causes paranoia and destroys math skills. (More...)

Price-Fixing Suit Against RIAA Revived

January 17, 2010 -- The US Second Circuit Court of Appeals in New York has ruled that the case of Starr v Sony should not have been dismissed, as it contained "plausible evidence of unfair cooperation and violations of Section 1 of the Sherman Antitrust Act." (More...)

Nielsen Soundscan Stops Making Sense

January 10, 2010 -- For like the 4th year in a row, Nielsen Soundscan is trying to convince us all that selling a billion things for $1 each is somehow a sales increase over selling a half-billion things for $10-$15 each. (More...)

And the Decade's Best Selling Band Was...

January 3, 2010 -- The Beatles still rule the sales charts as their album 1, a collection of number one hits that everyone has heard a bajillion times in the 40-45 years since their original recordings, outsells everything else released in the decade -- with only four months of sales. (More...)

Once in a Blue Moon

January 1, 2010 -- Unless I get to play a gig, I never go out on New Year's Eve. Last night we (Hurricane Alley) did a Tucson show, drawing me out into the world on drinking's amateur night. As it's been several years since I played on December 31, it was only fitting that last night was a blue moon. (More...)